Try throwing it in the MICROWAVE
for a few seconds.
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 4
(MICROWAVE beeps)
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 10
[MICROWAVE BEEPING]
Breaking Bad Season 2, Episode 4
Nope. Pants in the MICROWAVE. No notebook.
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 20
[MICROWAVE BEEPING]
Breaking Bad Season 2, Episode 5