
Yeah, a tap-dancing pirate
with a WOODEN leg.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 19

a WOODEN horse, a huge WOODEN horse!
Money Heist Season 1, Episode 5

a WOODEN horse, a huge WOODEN horse!
Money Heist Season 1, Episode 5

Then you'll be
fucking your own bride with a WOODEN cock.
Game of Thrones Season 3, Episode 8

You gave her a WOODEN sword!
Game of Thrones Season 3, Episode 7