Lap, hands, face
and personal emergency.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 5
Next vomit is going to be in your LAP.
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 5
I can't sit on your LAP.
You don't know the routine.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 20
Why don't I pour it in your LAP
and you can tell me?
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 15
Depends. Are you willing to sit on my LAP
and pretend to be a ventriloquist's dummy?
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 20